Breaking News!!!!

Hmmmm.

Hello.

My name is Becky.

And this is my brio.

And that is the Italian word for life.

Oh right. Breaking news.

My favoritest cousin is back!

Wahoooo!

His name is Ben.

And he can count to ten.

Can I borrow a pen?

Just for a lend.

My good friend Glen.

Or I'll throw you in the lion's den!

Amen.

God Bless America!

He calls me "Mom" and "Cutie Pie" - they all do. The people - I think they're jealous. Just 'cause I know the Secret. We don't have much time. If we work together, we can save the world. lalala.

All right. Now think of something really awesome.

And cube it.

And multiply it by two.

Now imagine it riding on an elephant.

A pink one.

And now imagine it had a son.

That's even cooler than it.

Now imagine Ben.

Same thing, right?

I'm just warning you - you have brought this "upun" yourself.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I know, "write"?

Peace out, y'all.

Has anyone seen my horn?